Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
Special gang made by aly n loz
Can I please join the turtle gang
the best gang in the roblox metaverse
"turtle gang" is very cool
In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.
The turtle gang is the best gang who ever lived
To move slowly or take forever to do something.
Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!
Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."