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From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
The warm sticky fluid left by a man after he's done with sex.
Faith's cunt oozed duck butter after she just got the ride of her life!
The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.
After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.
Something weird and silly to say whether it is meant to be hurtful or not
Friend: your a biiiiiitch
you: o why dont you go fuck a duck
1. To run with a different crowd than someone else.
2. To belong to a different clique or have a different group of friends.
Dude, it's pretty kickass that even though we fuck different ducks, we can still be tight.
Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him
On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.