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When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.
The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.
High atop a hill theres a tower in the wonderful pine barrons of NJ, a place where hicks and hitchhikers gather to see the sites, drop stuff off the tower,smoke pot,drink,have sex, and swing.
if your a white american citizen then come on up
if your not, then go to camden or something
I go to apple pie hill to have fun
NO NIGS ALLOWED
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In the year 2, there were nine Seattles, one fell to the king of MAM. And then this three came out of the T. The end and it killed them and they died. There were seven fries on the box sprawled out in the table. reaching through time. touching the steel ones with salet. I reached, he reached. Saliva flowed and a thousand dogs dies in an instant SINGLe. word tur ie it be.
Norelco Penish Polish Penises'
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A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.
What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?
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when you stick a slice of an apple in a girls vagina then leave it in overnight. When you wake up, suck her pussy and homemade apple sauce comes out.
dude, Hailey made me "Homemade apple sauce" last night, it was AWESOME!
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The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.
My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.
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