Frozen banana pop

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.

My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.

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banana shaped fuck

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.

Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

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bananas ROTAT E

banan a

rotato faster

go

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can u fEel it, b a n ab a

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

To have bananas ROTAT E and reahced mxaimun velocipy in order to achieve interdimensional travel.

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weed banana explosion

When weed is shoved deep inside ones penis, resulting in a "weed banana." Next, have extremely rough intercorse until you just can't take it anymore. Release that delicious mixture of semen and weed in a powerful explosion that rips open a whole in space time and causes the world to become nothing but weed.

Dude, i just had a weed banana explosion last night with Jessy!
The friend says nothing because he is dead.

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banana bj deepthroat

The act of measuring your own erect penis and shoving that amount of banana down your throat. Used to determine if you could give yourself a deepthroat bj.

Person 1: dude did you try the banana bj deepthroat?
Person 2: not yet.
Person 1: bruh, stop being so gay and do it already.

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Banana Chocolate Shit

The act of performing a Mangina and then defecating on one's own genitals (specifically the penis).

Eric just pulled a Banana Chocolate Shit after trying to Fruit Bowl David.

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ana banana boo

a cute name for a cute girl...always hot,badass,her curves stop and start like a sexy smooth rollercoaster and stutters periodically during conversations. Normally found roaming from Texas to Arkansas they migrate to the north during autumn and spring times..and makes you go boioioioing

WARNING:should be appreciated to fullest..sweet girls are a dieing breed

Lisa : Girl they just aint no more ana banana boo's 'round no more
Kelly : yeah so sad..they were awesome..sooo you got any more yogurt?
Lisa: no..
Kelly: Lets explore our sexual fantasies!!

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