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Milk-Madness

The feeling one gets after attempting to carefully pour milk into a cup and yet having milk uncontrollably dribble onto the counter, even after years of practice.

Anne: Wow, what's the matter with you this morning?

Bill: Oh nothing, its just that damn Milk-Madness again.

by Sleath October 01, 2009


evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

by Moistmonster December 31, 2013


Monkey Milk

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

by RoadyToady September 28, 2020


Milk Daddy

A name used for the work bitch that is always sent to fetch more milk from the supermarket.

Sanjiv, we’re out of milk”

“No worries b0ssman, I’ll send the Milk Daddy over to Tesco

“You mean Joseph?”

“Yeh - the Milk Daddy”

by 420Wasteman December 27, 2019


Milk Men

The best people in the world, practically gods

Someone: @Milk Men
Milk Men: Who summoned us

by SurosAlt January 24, 2021


clit milk

A gooey substance taken from the clit to mix the with vodka for a shot.

Yo Libby do you have any vodka so I can mix it with some clit milk?

by Clitmilker October 06, 2015


Black Milk

Chocolate Milk

P1: Yo did u want White Milk or Black Milk?
P2: Bruh you know I like chocolate, gimme dat Black Milk

by wgbnax December 18, 2021