the correct way to define anyone younger than you
date one of them? no, they're like 12!
A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake
This pillow is soft like pancakes
The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.
The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.
Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.
Whenever you think the day is going to be cold, so you wear a coat/sweater, then later you find out that it is actually a hot day, but you're already at work/school doing things, so you just have to suffer through it
guy 1: Bro it is hot like a bitch in here. I feel like a uranium reactor about to meltdown!
guy 2 (wearing a hoodie): Nah, it's pretty cool in here.
guy 1: shut the fuck up, I was wearing a t-shirt when you looked like you were in the arctic when it was 60 degrees (Fahrenheit, about 15.5 Celcius) outside.
To be built like a bulldog is to be strong and chubby, with an older appearance.
"He was built like a bulldog with lazy eyes."
The act of chilling, as a boss would do.
Ey look at TreShawn DeAndré, he be chillin like a boss.