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Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!
*fighting noises*
On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.
1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?
2 person: YESSS
On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.
1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?
2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9
National send a tittie picture day
Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties
day of being my girlfriend
what day it's today?
may 9 so u should be carla's gf
National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.
Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9
national eat your own shit day
Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww