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Baby Mama

Baby Mamas have certain character traits:

1. They have 2 or 3 children by different men they think they had a serious relationship with.. In reality it was a causal relationship
2. Uneducated
3. On welfare
4. They have low standard and choose to date losers
5. The are low class and live a ghetto life style
6. They don’t care that their baby daddy already has children by other women. They just end up getting knocked up by him anyways….
7. They choose men they know can’t afford to support any child(ren) that they might have by him, but they end up getting Prego by him anyways..
8. They don’t worry how they will support their child/children once their welfare runs out.
9. They think they are supporting their kids, but in reality their on welfare.
10. They receive no child support or if they do it’s very little- too little to support a child on..
11. They are jealous of other women who have made better chooses in picking (a husband or boyfriend) to have children with…
12. They live off the welfare system and act like they are so smart since they brag about how good they are in “working” the welfare system..
13. Past Criminal Recorder (mostly minor in most cases)
14. All of their girlfriend “BFF’s” are other baby mamas.. No decent friends
15. They get pregnant to trap a man
16. They get mad at their baby daddies for not paying child support, but never blame themself for getting in that situation in the first place!

Baby Mama: My baby daddy's fault why I got prego. My baby daddy is such a lazzy nigga...

Baby Mama: I know how to work the welfare system. I get my check..

Baby Mama: I pay my rent in food stamps...save my money for toys for my kids, since you know my baby daddy don't pay for nothing..

Baby Mama: I make extra money doing a little something something (which means she a part-time hooker)

by hate baby mamas April 1, 2010

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cheeky baby

a bitch who makes fun of and belittles others in order to feel better about herself, a shallow bitter hag who is completely full of herself yet extremely jealous of other women who have better looks or get more attention than she does, the biggest threadshitter in all the universe

that cheeky baby bitch always tries to run off the hotties whenever they come around

by Bill Brasky February 23, 2005

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baby sauce

jizz

dude i made baby sauce with this HELLA hot bitch last night!!

by that1guy267 August 4, 2008

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Hitler Baby

A small broken percelain piece of a ceramic dolls face, frighteningly resembling a young, plumper, pale-faced Adolf Hitler. Supposedly believed to possess the Führer's spirit, watching through the doll's eyes.

I can't concentrate with your Hitler Baby sitting there staring at me.

by Jayy1989 April 15, 2010

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Baby Girl

1.) What, usually, a teenage boy says to a girl whom they find attractive.

2.) When a boy is attracted to a girl, usually because of body.

3.) A nickname given to an attractive girl,

4.) A nickname given by father to their beautiful daughter.

Hey, what's up, Baby Girl? You got a boyfriend?

"Hey, Dad! I finally got accepted into that school i wanted to go to!"
"Baby Girl, Baby Girl!!!!"
"...Yeah, Dad...."

by lenalena95 March 27, 2010

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Baby Cannon

A girl who is tall, hot, has a nice ass, and wide hips that are good for sex and for babies to shoot out like a cannon, hence the name "Baby Cannon"

Guy1: Yo did you see that chick Jessica? Dude she's so hot!
Guy2: Yeah i know man totaly a baby cannon.

by Jumpman 3008 April 25, 2011

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baby hedgehog

Another phrase for a mans scrotum.

I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

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