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When the girl stands in front of you and you come up behind her and fuck her.
Dude last night I went up to my girlfriend and Titanic and banged her. Called Titanic and bang her!
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A way to say text me or lets hang out in a nonchalant way
Ex: Yo bang me up anytime
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Used when in arguments when you are completely in the wrong and can not think of anything else to say to the other party. Often used by people who are mentally unstable.
Girl one: Why don't you be nice to my friend!?
Girl two: Um, grow some bangs!
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The act of intercourse for married couples who, because of beliefs, did not have sex prior to marriage.
Sally really wanted to get sum, but knew she would feel really bad about going against her beliefs. She found a husband as soon as she could and got her guilt free bang.
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Horrible sitcom made for 'intelligent' people, but really, you only need a high school diploma to understand the jokes.
People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.
Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
Sheldon: My new computer comes with Windows 7.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.
A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
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a monster that steals lottery winnings
no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster
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