Black bean burger

When a woman is looking to eat out a man's ass, but only prefers men who are of African American and/or Hispanic/Latino background.

Used in a sentence: "Damn, that brother has got some serious behind. That's a juicy black bean burger!"

Brokeback burger

when you and your friends are very hungry and would do ANYTHING for a burger.

omg Ian I want a burger so bad break my back daddy, Brokeback burger

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina

"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

Sugar Burger

When you fuck a Twinkie

Baxter: Yo bro, I’m so horny I think I’m gonna do a sugar burger
Chester: What the fuck is a sugar burger?
Baxter: You see this Twinkie bro?
Chester: You are fucked, Baxter

Chicken Burger

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."