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When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake
Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
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When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.
Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
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If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that
Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being
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A song by Foster the People on their album, Torches.
"Foster the people are amazing ! Pumped up kicks isnt their only good song, Call it What you Want is amazing too :)"
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“CALL ME BY YOUR NAMEEEE”
is that a lil NAS x song?
Yea bro!
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The single most overrated game of all time, tying with everything else COD related. Seriously, 5 year olds play these games. What has the world come to?
See overrated
Call of Duty Black Ops, oops, I mean, Call of Doody, sucks
5-yr-old "NuH uH tHiS gAmE IZ LyK tEh bEASTEST nd EpIk
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Someone calling your shit poop is them saying, "Man, you're full of shit."
When you are being hypocritical someone can rightfully call your shit poop.
Scott: "Hey Blue, you surfing the net at work again?"
Bill: "Hey Scott, weren't you just on HotOrNot.com again?"
Katie: "Damn. Bill just called your shit poop."
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