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The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.
Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf
Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..
A relationship that lasts as long as it takes for a Taco Bell meal to pass through your intestines.
I just had a Taco Bell crush on Sean. Today I’m in the mood for Freddy’s.
Today’s national Hug Yo Crush day, so today go hug yo crush.
Friend: Hey, isn’t that yo crush?
Me: Yes.
Friend: Go hug him.
Me: Why?
Friend: Because today’s National Hug yo crush day.
Today’s National hug yo crush day.
Friend: Hey isn’t that your crush?
Me:Yea why?
Friend: Go hug him.
Me:Why?
Friend: Remember Today’s National Hug yo crush day.