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That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam
Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*
Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.
Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?
David Clark looks like a Jew?
A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.
(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up
Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro
He is a music boy that is really smart
You got an award for music!? You must be a David Miller!
When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.
S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”
S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”
When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.
1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David