wubba lubba dip shit

something you would say if you were exited or happy.

mom-today we are going to the theme park to celebrate our third year of not being with dad!

you-WUBBA LUBBA DIP SHIT!!

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vanilla cone dipped in chocolate

When a skinny white boy gives his girl anal and her poop gets on his dick. The slang name comes from when you get a vanilla cone from Dairy Queen and get it dipped in chocolate. It is customary for the girl to lick the guys dick clean following their anal session

Jordan: Yo I just had a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate last night with my fiancé

Jesse: you mean where you did her up the booty?
Jordan: yes it was awesome
Jeff: did she do the customary licking your dick clean afterwards?

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dip me in ya monday milk

Let's grab lunch on Monday

Person: we should hangout soon
Me : dip me in ya Monday milk

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dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

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dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

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rippy dip daddy wap tap

How to ask to inhale someone's Vaporizer

Can I get a rippy dip daddy wap tap of that

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chip n dip

a "would you rather" game

chip n dip? "chip"... or "dip"?
skirt or dress? ("dress has easier axcess!")
lights on or off?
whip cream or ice cream?
etc.

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