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when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.
Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"
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a person in a group that is designated to make fun of random stranger for no reason.
that suck, i'm the designated douche tonight because i lost a bet.
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hooker douche
hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun
1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.
2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".
3. A person who has a douching influence on others.
4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.
5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.
6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
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When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...
*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!
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A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.
"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."
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The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!
Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"
Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."
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a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book
He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.
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