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Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015


drunk slap

A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.

he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.

by Elton848798 March 3, 2012


drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 10, 2017


Kamala drunk

It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.

Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?

Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.

by Brill71 November 27, 2024


Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .

Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017


danish drunk

Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.

Do you want to get danish drunk?

by Openhygge July 14, 2017


Drunking

verb - the act of shouting while drunk

Bob was drunking loudly after 7 shots and 12 beers

by Sir Hunter James August 10, 2022