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drunk-tics

Drunk antics

Oh boy... here goes Josh again with his usual drunk-tics

by Camtard May 23, 2016


Drunk Uncled

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When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023


Lil drunk ✩ 6 days

Twitter profile who loves show some love for larents fucking at dallas and airport to be honest we enjoy it twarrie hate her and larries love her

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days always staring off dallas conversation she likes harry's mouth sucking louis's dick

by Creativebrain October 26, 2020


drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018


Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.

I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.

by MagicMairou June 16, 2023


Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 31, 2023


Drunk G

A man or woman that can chug, lift, & conquer the world.

I want to be just like Drunk G when i grow up!

by Drunk Gorilla February 13, 2023