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Intoxicated with pleasure
I should not have sent that sext when I was fuck drunk.
A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.
Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!
Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol
When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.
Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?
Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.
When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .
Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.
Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.
Do you want to get danish drunk?