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The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity
Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory
When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!
Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
"That will definitely be one for facebook"
Someone who hacks Facebook accounts
Dude, someone hacked my Facebook and made my status "Love is my weapon!" fucking Facebook Genie hacked me again.
Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.
Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!
To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?
Bob: I wish my wife could cook.
Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.