funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks

guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake

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cake-eater

one that actively eats asshole

your a fucking cake eater

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Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

Butt Cake

n. When you are baking cupcakes and you put too much batter in the little paper trays causing the cupcakes to rise and fatten during cooking. The result looks more like a butt than a cupcake.

Also correlates with Butt Muffins

Well, Lauren put too much batter in so it looks like we will be bringing butt cakes to the party instead. Did you buy more icing?

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Bumpy Cake

Bumpy cake is a shaved vagina which has the misfortune to develop razor burn after the pubic hair has been removed.

After she shaved her pussy, it became bumpy cake.

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bastard cake

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over

"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."

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waste cake

some one who is extremley ugly or extremly gay or both.
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man

"david belled me yestaday, he's such a waste cake!"

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