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A car driven by a Baby Boomer that is (or will soon become) a hazard on the road.
So named, because the person is too old to drive and will result in a crash "Boom"!
While driving on the Freeway, we saw a Boom Car being driven erratically and it wound up in a crash.
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when you get four or more guys to spank each other off and then blow on a chick on the hood of a car covered in feces
oh my god we gave that chick a cincinatti car wash
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that friggin car mr garison invented thats like 3 dicks.. south park is silly!
informer me snow come from jamaica licka boom bom dooo
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A day to celebrate working car doors, especially 2002 Toyota Camry front passenger doors and also they need to be silver or don’t even celebrate- yeah you guy with wrong color car, don’t even try
It is celebrated every year on October 17th
When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.
Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
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A phrase created by the famous YouTuber RayWilliamJohnson. Ray reviewed a viral video in which the entire footage was of two very angry camels sitting inside a tiny car. There was no context or explanation given in the video for what was going on. The video was literally just "2 camels in a tiny car", a seemingly inexplicable phrase that is so bizarre there is no explanation for it. Therefore, it is said to automatically win every fight or argument, particularly against trolls. It has gotten so well-known that someone even made a Twitter account for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website. Amazingly, this phrase was only invented on January 24th, 2010, a mere three weeks from the posting of this entry.
Note: This entry is a revised, expanded, and corrected entry posted in response to someone who posted similar information under "2 camels and a tiny car", which was incorrect.
Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Ray: "Nope, 2 camels in a tiny car."
Troll: "Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."
Troll: "Nickelback is the best band ever!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."
Troll: "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis!!"
Ray: "2 cam- ... you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one."
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The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
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