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The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.
Carl is not good at arial shitting. I feel bad for the janitor.
When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.
John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.
Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.
When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it
Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
After eating a lot of corn, there can appear a lot of unprocessed grains of corn in your shit.It resembles a snickers chocolate bar,shit-stained grains look like pieces of peanut covered with nougat .Therefore that shit can be called snickers shit.
Man, I ate a lot of corn last night, I had a snickers shit this morning.
Someone who thinks they are the best
You think your hot shit on a siver platter, but youre really just cold piss on a paper plate
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backstory..
me and my gf were layin in bed the other day telling each other our deepest secrets. We were getting into some serious shit when she tells me that she trusts me with a weird ass secret she has. She's never told anyone before..
She says she likes to hold a poop in for 3 or 4 days and let it slide out and suck it back in and she says it feels so good she just naturally does it.
Now i was thinking what you are thinking, great another troll/joke.
Boys... I wish this were a joke.
She said she can prove and it showed me right there. Oddly enough I felt closer to her knowing this shit.
Obviously I was curious to try this shit (no pun intended) after a few weeks I could shitdildo with the best of them.
I show my girlfriend and shes impressed/amused/grossed out.
Fast foward to yesterday. My gf family came down to stay with us cause their house is being renovated. They bring their two shit kids (11 and 13)
I was cleaning up after dinner one night and the kids were running around.
At this point I was holding in a huge shit dildo for later.
one of the asshole kids thought it would be a funny idea to pull my shorts down (wasn't wearing boxers)
Naturally I was scared cause he screamed when he did it so half of a turd fell out of my asshole and my bodies natural reflexes at this point was to suck it back in.
I shit dildoed myself. Her dad was trying not to puke and her mom wont even look at me.
TLDR: I shitdildoed myself in front of my future in laws
I shit dildo myself by holding it in my anus for a few days to slid it in and out of my anus for pleasure.
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A phrase meaning "Just Do It"
Steve: "I think she wants me to kiss her."
Brandon: "Nike that shit."
Steve: "Good idea."
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