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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
A game whose object is to kick a soccer ball into a garage filled with assorted junk in an attempt to knock things over and break stuff. The results of which have become disasterous.. note the enlarged hole in the back of said garage
"Yo, your parents aren't here, time for some funny kicks!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"
Getting fucked by a black man.
I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.
A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".
"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."
When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss
Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!
Other way of saying are you joking
Are you kicking the fridge mate.
The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.
To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!