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Metal Lan'd

The same as metal dan, but instead of razor blades to spread the victims anus you use butchering knives and meat clever to perform the action.

The butcher metal lan'd my wife as he tried to get in her.

by Mr. Snop September 18, 2018


Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.

Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"

by Menico D'roh April 24, 2022


Team Metal

A Delta Force team consisting of team leader Sandman, gunner Truck, marksman Grinch and all-around Frost.
Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.

Team Metal are the oddball group you ever see.

by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019


super metal

Metal that actually has an explosive snare drum and makes more use of the toms to create a more climactic and cinematic metal experience. It generally wouldn't drop below C standard tuning and would make great use of the voice to be dynamic and add vocal expression that enhances, mimics, and complements the guitar work.

Josh: Woah, is that some new Thrash Metal or Power Metal?
John: No! It's Super Metal! \m/

by av3nger June 2, 2017


Smell the metal

A term describing the process of giving oral sex to a woman who is menstruating. It is derived from the iron-rich odour given off from the vagina.

I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011


Metal Spork

Impossible.

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do

by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023


West Coast Red Metal

The act of hitting the left goal post with the puck in ice hockey.

Lou sauced a 100 footer up to Sacker who toey'd the mascot and split the D before lazering a pass to Sexton, who pulled the puck between his legs and rifled a tweener that went West Coast Red Metal. No goal.

by SextonHardcastle14 December 20, 2021