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A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"
puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"
phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.
A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
Great sex good dick greatness awesome
I give her mike karger everynight
Awesome powerhouse penis greatness
I mike karger that bitch every night
(Adj). Really really really weird, but also filling and sexually gratifying
I'm having a bad night so we are going to start with 2015 Dog Fish Head 120 Minute and see how Mike Ziegler this night gets
The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.
That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!
To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.
There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
hey did you hear back from the bank?
Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.