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"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)
ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!
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A euphemism for silly. Most often used in a description of a person, but can be applied to other nouns.
"You're a regular muffin monkey."
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Having anal sex with an elderly person
I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma.
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A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.
I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!
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Someone left a cud muffin under the blankets on that bed; I wouldn't go near it if I were you.
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when about ready to have sex, the guy aims his dick (penis) towards the girl vagina and when about to have sexual intercourse the woman queifs then the guy trys to find something to plug the hole and finds a muffin.
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A stank pussy, in specific one with a yeast infection
Man, I woulda smashed that but I could smell she had yeasty fluff muffins.
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