When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.
I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.
a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl
dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament
The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.
My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.
An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people
Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack
Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?
Boob-Sausage is a game played where you find a sausage looking balloon and a boob shaped balloon and play bat and ball basically.
Guy: Hey let's play boob-sausage
Guy 2:YES!!
When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.
John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.
Sausage Saloon is a South African Franchise that offers Hot-dogs and other fast foods
Sausage Saloon - hotdogs