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When someone is mad because they’re bad at something
Bob: mad?
Rj: fuk u noob
Bob:Mad cuh bad jajaja
A bad practice Larry is a British term for someone who has a pathological need to cut corners and undertake poor work no matter the consequence.
Do it properly. Don't be such a bad practice Larry!
The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.
Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.
Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.
A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!
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When it has been 36 years and you think of her every day. When you cry as you type this. When you see her in your mind's eye, and she's so young and beautiful in her jeans, with the pink belt. When you realise you can't live without her, but it's way too late for that
I was the one who wanted to split. And she did everything she could to drive me crazy. Till she could finally have the satisfaction of telling me: you got it bad
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Threatening that your not afraid to hit somebody, beat them up, yell in their face, not scared of them, or will fight them. Taken from the hit reality TV series The Bad Girls Club where they yell or fight every episode.
I'ma go Bad Girls Club on this b*tch!
Don't make me go Bad Girls Club on you!
I'm not afraid to go Bad Girls Club on this girl!
Bro, you went Bad Girls Club on her.
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When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.
There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.
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