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National boys hold your gf hand day
Gf: it’s November 7 you have to hold my hand
Bf: okay!
on November 7th ever person under 5ft gets to call their 5ft friends nooblets
under 5ft: Hey it's November 7 and that means you're a nooblet
5ft friend: true
National slap the shit out of all of your friends day during school
Me: Yo it’s November 7
Friend: please god no
Babes before boys because boys bring babies
Alexis: hey girllll I heard your man broke up with ya, too bad for him he didn’t even deserve yo pretty ass
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that
Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
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Write a letter to your friends and put it in their locker, you can write how thankful you are that you met them, how good of a friend they are and so on.
Friend: Oh, look a letter
Y/n: Woah, cool wonder who's it from?
Frined: *opens and reads letter* naww thank you *hugs*
Y/n: Ohh it wasn't supposed to make you cry, I'm sorry haha. You know 7 december just had to do it hahah.
Pochti 7 (Almost 7 in translation) or just 7 is a term that can replace any and every number.
Some examples of pochti 7 being used:
Doc: So uh what time is it?
Dave: 7.
Anne: Dammit, I have 42% on calculus again...
Dave: Well, that's almost 7.
Pochti 7/Almost 7 or just 7 is a term that refers to anything that can be a number
Examples of pochti 7 usage:
Susan: What time is it?
Dave: It's 7.
Abby: Damn, I have 42%...
Dave: That's almost 7.