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When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.
Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.
Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.
A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".
Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self
Used on shtwt when people post images of their self harm.
A bio: #shtwt #edtwt || block don't report || I post sh
The Reverse Facebook Block (RFBB) is when a FB friend, at your request, blocks you.
The RFBB is the ICBM of online disassociation options; more severe than the HIDE, the traditional BLOCK, and the frequently used UNFRIEND features. The Achilles Heel of the traditional block is that you, as the blocker, are at liberty to unblock the former friend in question at your discretion. The RFBB solves this problem by putting the tempting unblock ability firmly in the ex-friend's hands.
Since its introduction in 2013 by the Smooth Reentry blog, use of the RFBB technique has increased dramatically. Experts are unsure if increased utilization is due to its effectiveness at disassociation, or because it falsely legitimizes contact from Stage 5 Clingersone last time. Again.
Jill: I cry every time I see a picture of David on FB.
June: I thought you unfriended him.
Jill: I did, but I always unblock him when I've been drinking.
June: Girl! Quit cyberstalking and Reverse Facebook Block that boy!