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When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
When a girl has crabs and you finish on her bush and eat it.
I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light
A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup
B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"
B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
Claduce Soup is preformed when one person proceeds to cannibalize another human being and turn them into soup, but separating the organs from the feces. Feces will be force fed to a infant and the soup is distributed among clueless strangers the next day.
“I can’t go to the party tonight i’m babysitting and going to preform the Claduce Soup”
either you wanna die or you want soup
i swear on my mama im gonna commit soup of side
When you can't spell suicide and when you try it auto corrects to soup of side.
I just murdered my cat. I'm going to commit soup of side
*See soup sandwich*
An absolute mess, un-sat and a total fuck up.
Private you could fuck up a wet dream. Your uniform looks like a soup taco, I’m going to call you baskin, because your 31 flavors of fucked up.