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A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."
A challenge where if you participate you can't poop the entire month of august.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
Roommate: You haven't been in the bathroom in so long, don't you have to poop?
Participant: No, i'm participating in no poop august, meaning i can't poop for the entire mont of august.
Roommate: Ok then...
When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain
My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle
Someone who is extremely annoying and unfunny. On most occasions they think they are funny but the only reason people laugh at them is because they feel bad.
Joe: “Do you know Mack, I heard she’s a real Poop Demon”
Mary: “Oh yeah, I heard shes the most unfunny person in school”
where young boys hide their G.I. joes
"hey billy, take that action figure out of your poop chute."
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A pepper poop is a dump taken the day, or several following days after eating a very spicy pepper, usually refering to a ghost pepper. It is usually quite painful, despite being in total liquid form. It burns almost as much as it did when it went in. The smell is horrible as well, and burns the nose and sinuses. In short, eating, digesting, and expelling ghost peppers....Is horrible
Mike: How'd eating that ghost pepper go?
Jack: It went down okay......but man, I had a mad Pepper Poop after that man, it burned like hell
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Poop flinger is a monkey, or sometimes monkey-like people who fling poop. The poop vary from large smelly ones of their own, to small not-smelly ones from their friends. THey're not in danger, they own the jungle. All other niamls are terrified of the poop flinger. Their leader is Mertek.
Holy shit! That fucking monkey just fucking threw shit at me!
AHHH!!! MERTTEEKKK!!
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