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This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.
(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.
Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
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A type of heavy metal with fast drums, ranging screams, and brutal/cool breakdowns. Bands that are considered post-hardcore are: Suicide Silence, Job For A Cowboy, Asking Alexandria, Chelsea Grin, and White Chapel.
Loser: Asking Alexandria is so brutal!
Troll: They're not brutal retard! They're post-hardcore! LOSER! GO DIE IN A HOLE!
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A neurological disorder and condition that affected Jim Acosta in the 4 years of covering news and correspondence at the White House during the Trump Administration. Symptoms include burns in the butt-hole, rash, and difficulty in coping with Trump crushing criticism of Jim's propaganda. Complications include; ranting all over the news about he suffered during the Trump era, promises not to talk about Trump again but keeps talking about him which shows how its very difficult to get rid of the butt-hole burns Trump has caused him.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment or cure for such condition. However, it's avoidable. Avoid listening to CNN, Jim Acosta, or any libtrad leftist and their propaganda machine.
Jim Acosta: I am suffering from Post Trump Stress Disorder
American People: We don't care.
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The feeling a nerd gets after reading the last book about fairies and wizards and other homo-erotica...AKA Harry Potter.
"I just finished the last Harry Potter book, I think I have post-Potter depression. What do you think?"
"I think you have sand in your vagina."
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Post Stool Anal Readjustment, or PSAR, is the feeling you get in your anus following a heavy poo as your anus readjusts.
For some this may invoke a glorious feeling of liberty, others pleasure, others pain and/or shame.
"Sorry bro, just going through some PSAR."
"PSAR?"
"Post Stool Anal Readjustment, that feeling you get after flogging a heavy bog."
"Ahhh, I love that"
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The political viewpoint of someone who wants the world to advance enough for robot appendage then falls into a primitive tribal-like society and as quickly as possible.
"So do you support the left or the right?"
"Neither, I'm an Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Basically, REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO MONKE.......but with robot arms"
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A phrase people use on facebook comment sections, usually on verified business pages, to get a “label” or “badge” which states that they are “top fans” (basically, to get recognition/ a reward for having no life.)
Many people: “Nice post, thanks for sharing.”
Few people: “why is everyone saying this?”
Very few people: “they’re just trying to get the “top fan” badge.
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