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The kind of pringles or lays (walkers) with fucking weird flavours that you've never even heard of. And you can't find normal ones in China.
personal experience with chinese potato chips:
I was looking for a salt & vinegar pringles, but instead all they have in supermarket is blueberry flavour, lemon flavour, cucumber flavour (WTF!), etc.
I mean seriously?! CUCUMBER!
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When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".
The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.
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When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.
In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..
Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"
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A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.
"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "
A "West Chester Hot Potato" is the act of passing the bowl out the window to the person in front of you and then they pass it to the driver through the sun roof and then the driver passes it out of the window to the back passenger in order to keep the bowl out of the car, in order to do a no smell lift off. There are many variations to this motion such as the :
1. (Starting With Driver) Right, Right, Right
2. (Starting with Driver) Left, Left, Left
3. (Starting with driver side passenger) Up, left, left
When you have the bowl and your passing it you scream as loud as you can "Hot Potato En Route" in an astronaut voice then the person that receives the bowl responds "Hot Potato Recieved" to ensure a no drop transaction. Make sure everybody in the car knows when the bowl is coming back in the car by yelling "Hot Potato coming back to base!" so that everyone knows to be careful to not spill the weed.
*Driver Takes hit out of window"
"Hot potato en route!"
*Driver passes bowl outside the car, over the sunroof to the passenger who says:
"Hot Potato received"
*then takes a hit outside his/her window*
Then you continue the motion to the left until everybody gets a hit.
And that's a successful West Chester Hot Potato.
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When an unconscious woman has her butt cheeks spread with tongs and a rabid bunny is inserted into her anus using an over-sized bong. The resulting shit from the woman's anus oddly resembles sweet potatoes.
"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and there was a sweet potato surprise waiting for me."anusrabid bunny sexbunny sex
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When one pours french fries on their penis and asks for a blow job from their partner.
My girlfriend gave me a Mrs. Potato Head last night.
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