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When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.
+++ implies a boner +++
Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!
Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.
Joe: What?!
Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.
Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
When you have a threesome with two chicks and put it in each one of their holes during the duration of said name threesome.
Her step-mom walked in on me three hole punching her daughter and I invited her to make it into a six hole punch.
When you suddenly punch someone, yell "Sucker!" and then run away.
Brooke told Amanda that if Hayden was going to be a bitch, she ought to sucker punch him.
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a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
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sexual intercourse between male and female
you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!
there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
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