A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)
Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!
She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.
Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers
She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf
He is wherever no one is looking and he is always there.
The Purple Man is watching you.
If you find this. The_real_purple_man.2020 is I, Samuel M
Brendan thinks The purple man is mark but it really might be nick.
When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys
Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl