A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”
Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”
Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!
Ewww, road snot...
When you flirt and have a good time with another person in the car next to you, on a common road. then you go your separate ways and wish you could meet up again.
on my way to work i had an encounter of road romance, some good flirting... made the start to my day really well!
A male hitch hiker that gives hand jobs in exchange for a ride.
I was going to pick up that road hugger but I already got it in this morning.
The home of all Chaldeans where they think they own shit and run 15 mile. Dream market is the hangout. All these uftys in their rams and scar packs driving up and down ryan with their breezes in their mouths.
“This ufty just cut me off on ryan road in his ram”
A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."