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For those who sexually identify as submarines
I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)
Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.
Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "
Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
The new genration of kids trying to differ from society but they cant be to strang because there rich parents wont pay for it. Or a guy whos pantes are to short to tight and shirt that is to little and looks like a meatel chick
That guy at the show was such a metro sexual bandit , or I think it was a guy
Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality
I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual
People who are attracted to Harry James Potter
Someone: Harry James Potter is Ugly
Me: HARRY JAMES POTTER IS HOT I HAVE A HARRY JAMES POTTER SEXUAL
'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.
Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!
Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.
Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.
Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.
Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.
Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder
Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.