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When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?
When bunch of you are having a sleep over and while your sleeping your have a orgy
Kacey , hector , Cory, And Maria had a sleep orgy at Maria's house.
imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life
Person 2: whats that all over your chest?
Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.
That's what Wattpad readers do not know....
A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night
A situation where a game become so boring because theres nothing to do but waiting for something (an event or AI/another player attacking you) to happend. Usually in a Grand Strategy game where youre playing as a more pacifist or minor faction.
Greg: Yo, you wanna try playing Millenium Dawn? I heard it was set in Modern times
Nathan: No thanks, if i really want to play a Sleeping simulator i'd rather play Mobile games