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Automatically "liking" every comment on your Facebook status.
I was really excited that John liked my comment on his FB status until I looked at the other comments and realized it was a Straight Like-back.
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Straight Pride Month is the month of July, as of July being national awareness for specific STD’s it is only appropriate for the Straight Pride Month to be on July
“Hey bro happy Straight Pride Month” said the very straight man
“It’s Straight Pride Month, time to have sexual relations with a lot of women”
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Taking an employee you have workign for you into a remote area and forcefulyl ramming your cock into their ass with no lubrication. It is best done after making them many promises of things you will do for them, but giving them nothing and leaving them bleeding from the ass and crying.
When Tony took me into the conference room I thought I was going to get a raise, but I got nothing but a Pomeroy Straight Fucking
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A decision made by one member of a group when there is a lot of indecisiveness between a group of friends on their next move. It often comes when the zero-hour to make a move is near or has already passed. In an effort to prevent a lame time someone presses a decision past the zero-hour to salvage the day, night or "situation".
When announced the decision is not discussed and action is taken immediately by the group to make the decision a reality. The decision is always preceded with the statement "Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision..."
If you have any doubt people will not follow your decision keep your mouth shut, clearly you are not any type of leader.
Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision... everyone get fuckin' dressed and we're driving into the City to get fucked up and grind up on bitches even if they don't want it
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People who do not support Super Straight, for it’s Transphobic Nature or by its discrimination.
Or people who overall hate the trend of Super Straights on Tiktok.
“ I don’t like Super Straight, due to it’s harmful nature and its lack of being compassionate. “
“ Super Straight is something i don’t like due to how it originated. “
“ Anti Super Straight is good due to it being people fighting for equality for trans people. “
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a PROmiscuous "straight" male who will fuck anything with a hole. including girls, boys, animals and relatives.
refered to as "dirty" because of massive amount of STDs
OMG he's so Santa Barbara Straight, he slept with so many guys last night, oh ya and his cousin too.
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Straight Girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. They think that this time it will be different.
It is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.
"omg I really like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone..he's different"- straight friend
three weeks later
"he is such an asshole, I can't believe this happened again"
"girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome" -gay friend
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