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when you try to mac on the girl of you dreams and end up ejaculating in your pants. leaving a giant wet mark that runs down your leg, onto your crusty shoes forming a lake of jizz around your feet
erin: hey evan
evan: hi.... ohh ohh no..
erin: whats wrong?
evan: uhh nothing..
erin: OMG!! you are so fucking weird!
evan: whateva im just goin jexy style
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The act of a male masturbating in the front passenger seat of a female's car, in the hope that she will join him. Usually a last act of desperation on an unsuccessful first date.
"My friend Nika went on a first date with this guy and he totally shotgun styled her at the end of the night".
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The biggest pussy to ever walk the planet. Where’s dresses, is confused as to whether he is a man or a woman. Makes shit music.
“Hey, is that Harry Styles?”
“Yea, he’s the worlds biggest pussy!”
“Yea, fuck that guy! I wanna beat the shit out of his scrawny little ass!”
“Same!”
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Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.
Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.
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A way in which doing things that signify you have a large male reproductive organ.
Homie: Bro did you see that guy in the durag just dunk?
Homie 2: Heck yeah he did that Big dick style
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When Mfs in florida to crazy
Bro they’re going angry bird style
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