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Sex with the ball

A person that plays excessive amounts of soccer/football to the point where the main thought in his head is about the ball.

"Goddamn he loves soccer!!! He must be going home to have 'sex with the ball' ".

by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Geek

Someone who takes pride in learning, applying and spreading throughout their lives accurate sexual health information, effective communication skills, and relationship blackbelt knowhow regardless of sexual identity and practices.

"You should go see Megan about that STD question 'cause she's a total Sex Geek and will probably know the answer, or which sex ed website to go to."

"That Sex Geek and his sex ninja gf put the Us in Anus."

"Sex Geeks are good friends to have when you run out of condoms and safer sex supplies 'cause they usually know where you can get 'em for free!"

"Tristan likes to geek out about Show-n-Tell Sex Ed, which makes her a complete Sex Geek."

by ReidAboutSex August 23, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex chills

Sex chills is when u shake like ur cold
but ur actually warmm
usually happens when ur horny thinking about the last time yew had sex or just thinking about having sex period

Basically,sex chills when ur horny and really want to fuck

"Thats not the cold....BAYBEE!! Thats Sex chills... Where your mama at??''

by IGuessI'mAFreak April 6, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex haver

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.

Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver

by Trippisk December 7, 2016

103๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex on a stick

A very sexy person, someone you want to screw right away if you weren't in public and out of their league.

Mmmmm, that guy is so sex on a stick! I just want to rip his clothes off and ride him like a cowgirl...

by Kenari Marks November 22, 2004

528๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


WTF Sex

Sex so freaky it makes you tilt your head to the side and say what the fuck?

I found this video in a drawer and when I put it in the VCR I saw Edward having WTF sex with Rachael.

by Emberfarie January 9, 2009

184๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex offender

your next door neighbor.

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.

by A WHITE GUY February 19, 2014

283๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž