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A male or female person whose primary use in life is to be a sperm depository.
Fred is such a jism bucket, it leaks from his ears.
Say the world is the bucket. And you get to moving around. You know what I'm saying Yaz
Damn Bobby you really got to movin around the bucket on that one.
The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
Another point is not to try and live someone else's life, or what you think they have on their bucket list to try and outdo them at, but to live your own life without having to make a bucket list. You already know what you do want to do, but if it always ends up being something somebody else does that you want to beat them at or break a record, and that's what you base your entire existence on, you miss the point of it all. Why spend your entire life trying to outdo somebody else at their life? That's not much of a life. Why try to have all the same experiences as someone else, when you can already do things they never could? (for females having babies is one of them, along with things females get to do that males don't, though you never hear about female privilege, it's not a term for a reason, females don't allow anybody who would say it a voice)
Of all the things a female could decide to do in life that nobody else has ever done, it's a disappointment when they still try and do what males have already done, thinking that the grass is really greener for males. Things were as good as they were going to get for everybody, but some people still wanted them to change as part of some unoriginal bucket list.
A lot of people make a bucket list with things like skydiving or bungee jumping, things many people have survived. They dont put something nobody else puts on a bucket list, like driving a full length nascar race at full speed going the wrong way the entire time. 500 or 600 laps going the wrong way. People want to put something they think they have a low risk of dying from, and a good chance of living through, and call it a thrill. Your heart would be beating fast enough before your final seconds if you did something nobody else does for a bucket list item, at least then you'd be interesting and original.
The guy/girl turned 5 cars at the speedway into a fireball to do it, but people that knew him/her could say he/she completed his/her bucket list.
A bucket full of honey to dump out on my head Josh Stevens
Josh poured a schlop bucket all over my head because he is a schlippery dawg
The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions
Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket