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tapping the clitoris because it is too sensitive to rub
Nick: Hey Miranda did you have fun tapping your cookie?
Miranda: Yeah! it was amazing! I learned a new technique from Gen's videos. My neighbor even came over!!
When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
A game played among men in which each man jacks off onto a cookie. The man who cums the quickest loses and must then proceed to eat said cookie.
Before every football game, the team played a rousing round of ookie gookie cookie.
When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!
Girl "I only date with very rich men!"
Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"
When something doesn't go your way.
Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...
It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens
Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"