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something that is so powerful it can make you keep going back no matter how much it ruined your life. how much it tore your family apart
my uncle went through a few open heart surgerys then finally got a mechanical heart and waited on a waiting list for 5 years because he kept doing stuff that hurt him and passed due to a powerful drug addiction.
a question asking if it is possible to learn this power
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"...not from a Jedi"
Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".
It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.
P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.
Enjoy your shock therapy
You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.
When someone gets our of crazy situations
ex: Someone almost dies but something incredible saves them
Bro, James has main character power, he almost got hit by that train but someone pushed him out of the way
When you’re in a long meeting at work and you are just paying enough attention to recognize and respond if your name is called.
I have no idea what’s been happening the last hour. I’ve been in power save mode since they couldn’t even get their presentation to load.
A very sacred ritual, performed by Arabian suicide bombers that has been around since September 11th 2001. This is when you are accidentally boning a baddie whiles she screams to Allah in the back of a Benz. When your cock accidentally slips out of the pussy, causing it to curve into the Portuguese chocolate crack of the ass, also known as the two towers. Simultaneously, she screams Allah Akbar to indicate that the ritual has been completed. Also I hate niggas.
"Yo this bitch was screaming Allah Akbar when I gave her the Twin Tower Power last night, my NIGGA."
"Mrs. Bowen is looking at me like she wants me to give her some Twin Tower Power ,my NIGGA!"
"Mark Gallagher said 'good girl,' wanting to insert some Twin Tower Power onto some underage females, my NIGGA!"
"Bubby's big delicious Longaniza rested on my skin. Bless Allah I am about to receive some Twin Tower Power, from an actual NIGGA. Oh I almost forgot, my NIGGA!"
"Oscar Rodriguez performed a Twin Tower Power while singing the Friday song. Ummm, he was fucking an underage 7th grader. Also, my NIGGA!"
The most perfect human being in this world. Drummer of Irish band The Script & well-known for his ability to kill people with his perfection & his extremely nice white teeth. He gives great advice, is funny and handsome aka everyone's perfect man. Also he beat Wikipedia because they just can't get him on it. Some people seem to think his name is Gregg, but it isn't.
'I wanna marry Glen Joseph Power.'
'If everyone had just a little bit of Glen Power, the world would be a great place.'
'Do you know the most perfect guy in the world?' 'Of course, Glen Power.'
'Who's got that power? Glen Power!'
'Is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?' 'Yes, Glen Power.'
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