uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sock is a piec eof shit
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Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
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Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
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Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
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When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?
ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON
DEATH TO ISRAEL
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April 8, where you smell your friends poop sock.
Friend 1 βDude, what are you looking for?β
Friend 2 βDude, iβm looking for your poop sockβ
Friend 1 βOh its April 8th already?β
Friend 2 βYea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it atβ