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uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sock

dumbfuck i ti=hink

uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sock is a piec eof shit

by joemamalikemynutsack November 19, 2022

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 17, 2006

29πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

353πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner

Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

by Chefychefchef February 9, 2020


its not gay if you have your socks on

point in case.

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 8, 2022

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National smell your friends poop sock day

April 8, where you smell your friends poop sock.

Friend 1 β€œDude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 β€œDude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 β€œOh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 β€œYea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”

by SussierTick April 8, 2022