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When you piss in a glass with ice cubes and pour it on a girls back whilst in doggy style position.
I gave her a long island ice tea and she gave me a ride I'll never forget.
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Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
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It's when you wipe your ass from back to front while brushing the shit filled toilet paper against your nut sack. This will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. You then proceed to find a nasty whore that doesn't mind having a shit smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. "hence a nutter butter tea bag".
Shit on ball sack, dunked in a mouth. "Nutter butter tea bag"
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Team Party Death Squad - A group of government employees choosing whether citizens live or die based upon cost of medical costs, survivability rates, and length of extension of life prior to confirmation of services.
My grandma broke a hip, but the Tea Party Death Squad said it wasn't worth it to replace it. She just died last yesterday.
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National Long Island Iced Tea Day is celebrated on June 6th. On this day you must have at least one Long Island Iced Tea to celebrate.
Man I don't remeber what happened on National Long Island Iced Tea Day
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In the state of being pissed off
John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.
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I am going come over to your house and stick my finger in your tea.
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