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1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.
2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.
Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."
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A man with a large penis that engages in rather rough intercourse with a female, as in the song "Slow Motion" by Juvenile.
"I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurtin'. Cutthroat'll have ya like a brand new virgin."
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A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
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The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.
My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night
At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick
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When you wake up with a sore throat from sucking a dick
Kim: Hey Jenny how are you?
Jenny: I'm good. Woke up with some serious dick throat though
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The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.
Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!
Fucking jOhN dICK
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When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration
*When you want that Vacation Dick*
You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"
Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"
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