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Expression used when one is ripped off.
Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
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an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"
Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
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a playful threat of domestic violence
Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?
Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...
A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.
When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."
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If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
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This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.
Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
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To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.