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When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.
Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.
They are lame ass lads who wear suburbs on their hats. They enjoy cracking onto their friends girlfriends and stirring trouble with the cops. They all have tatoos and always attend parties they are not invited to.
Who are those lads?
They are the Top Ryde Boys
A blood set started in Camilla Ga that started in the 70's
Hey don't fuck with Stephen smith he's tree top piru
Ridiculously large breasts.
Michelle has titties on top of titties, they're about to come right out her shirt.
Putting your pubic hair on top of a colleagues' coke can.
Clarence almost didn't get his judgeship for furry pop toppin' Anita.
A turd, a piece of shit. So named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of shit.
"Hold on a minute, I'm working on a Top Gun sequel"