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William

Unlike William Shakespear, regular William is not very smart or intellectual.
He's probably acoustic and more than likely not very popular (he thinks everyone likes him tho)
He gets on everyones nerves, and i mean everyones, he might have one or two friends, but i doubt they actually enjoy being around him.
He can be funny sometimes, but most of the time he's gonna be the only laughing at his joke (the rest is laughing cause of how stupid it sounds)
William's either got Acne, Bacne, Blackheads, enlarged pores or all 4.
He's probably not the most hygienic person ever, although that might be cause he's a teenage boy, i'll give him that.
In all likelyness he's HIGHLY immature and doesn't want to admit that he gets no bitches.
The only woman in his life is his mother, who assures him he's all she's ever wanted, when in reality she probably wanted a daughter or a dog.
He's loud asf and never shuts his damn mouth unless he's concentrated on some bird outside or something, dirty fucking animal - him not the bird
I guess he can be nice sometimes tho

Girl: oh hell naw, there comes william
Boy: How do you know
Girl: I can hear him from 3 blocks away

by TGIF.com September 4, 2024


William

big fan of eels for some reason

I'm a big fan of eels-William

by edgyjokesarentfunny August 6, 2022


William

A massive dog shit eater, loves beef stroganoff, and has Gaids.

With the way the dog eats its own poop, he could be just like William.

by KangarooJumper January 23, 2022


William

Small nigga who love to jerk off on his friend giacomo when he's asleep, sometime willim wake up and drop his balls into penut butter and goes to the park to feed the squirrels, william is beyond racists and hate jewish gaz pepole

William like to prank john

by Prank him john, you alr know November 23, 2021


William

Runs slow

William is shit at running

by Willisbad March 5, 2022


William

Mostly known as a child predator

William is a child predator, stay away from him

by Abadabagoo June 10, 2022


William

William is referred to someone who is a great, highly intelligent and awe inspiring.

Many great people are named William.

Wow this person called William must be great.

by Bad Bob Spanking November 23, 2021